All the Stuff

thatonepleb:

Me trying to finish something important on time:

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sassy-gay-jake-english:

daydreamdryad:

have you ever looked at your gf/bf and thought

wow

how did i get so lucky

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yeah

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i-will-die-laughing:

solarsweeps:

the dog all puppies aspire to be
he did it
he caught the tail

his face just says “what am i going to do with my life now”

i-will-die-laughing:

solarsweeps:

the dog all puppies aspire to be

he did it

he caught the tail

his face just says “what am i going to do with my life now”

captain-cal:

cannabiscrazy:

This is very satisfying

I am entertained for hours.

captain-cal:

cannabiscrazy:

This is very satisfying

I am entertained for hours.

tandembicycleschyeah:

severingsnapes:

sammys-luscious-locks:

inhalers:

being addicted to american tv shows is so annoying because you guys have so many stupid fucking holidays for everything that every other week im disappointed when I go to see if the next ep is up yet and its like nOPE it’s fucking ‘armadillo day’ or something in the states ffs

That’s funny cause in Texas armadillo day is a real thing

arE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

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mklutz:

fluffmugger:

3D Street Art

Roads I Do Not Want To Be Driving Down When Sleep Deprived

unclefather:

When you accidentally open your front camera and your sitting there like

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cute-overload:

I was deployed in mid-2011. This was my dog’s very first reaction upon seeing me over Skype.

cute-overload:

I was deployed in mid-2011. This was my dog’s very first reaction upon seeing me over Skype.

subliminalmusings:

weteevee:

subliminalmusings:

weteevee:

knock knock

who’s there

shit i posted this thinking no one would reblog it i don’t actually have a joke i’m sorry

shit i posted this thinking no one would reblog it i don’t actually have a joke i’m sorry who

Great minds think independently, not alike.
Unknown. (via quotedojo)

Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

blainethegaypirate:

blainethegaypirate:

blainethegaypirate:

THERE IS A NAKED ASIAN MAN IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE

waIT HE’S WEARING CLOTHES MY BAD

WHO WEARS A TAN JOGGING SUIT

are-you-gonna-eat-that:

beyoncesson:

The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them

heard you were talkin shit

are-you-gonna-eat-that:

beyoncesson:

The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them

heard you were talkin shit

oprahwinfried:

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

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